MarMar_MaRtiN
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Number of posts : 51
Location : zagazig, farouk street
Registration date : 2008-04-02
 | | Subject: Funny Relationships !! Sun 06 Apr 2008, 02:01 | |
| 1. Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so.
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3- Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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6- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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7- A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE"
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8- Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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9- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
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10 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha
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11- A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor | |
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LEGEND
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Age : 34
Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: Funny Relationships !! Sun 06 Apr 2008, 02:22 | |
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jolite
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Number of posts : 113
Age : 35
Location : diarb negm(i hope to be paradise)
Registration date : 2008-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Funny Relationships !! Mon 07 Apr 2008, 03:16 | |
| - Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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good idea i will di it
hahahahh
thanxxx marmar | |
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Mohamed Negm
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Number of posts : 234
Age : 35
Location : Hehia\ Egypt
Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: Funny Relationships !! Mon 07 Apr 2008, 20:36 | |
| Thanks MarMar for this nice participation, you made me laugh until my family thought that I'm gonne crazy
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MarMar_MaRtiN
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Number of posts : 51
Location : zagazig, farouk street
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: Funny Relationships !! Tue 08 Apr 2008, 00:32 | |
| Thank you all
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thats what i wanted exactly, mohamed | |
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