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PostSubject: Funny defenitions   Tue 08 Apr 2008, 21:20

I found these "Funny Definitions" while surfing the internet
& Really liked them, Actually most of them are so truthful..

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny defenitions   Tue 08 Apr 2008, 21:35

hahahah hahaha
that's realy funny
thanx
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PostSubject: Re: Funny defenitions   Wed 09 Apr 2008, 10:35

Thank you Sam. flower
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PostSubject: Re: Funny defenitions   Wed 09 Apr 2008, 12:00

thanx alot man
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PostSubject: Re: Funny defenitions   Wed 09 Apr 2008, 12:39

thanks Legend
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PostSubject: Re: Funny defenitions   Wed 09 Apr 2008, 14:42

Thanks for the funny definitions
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PostSubject: Re: Funny defenitions   Wed 09 Apr 2008, 16:50

loooooooool how funny the topic is

you are right ya cutting edge in evey word cheers

keep up
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PostSubject: Re: Funny defenitions   Wed 09 Apr 2008, 17:16

Suspect Thank You Muhammed I love you

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drunken Thankss AbdelWahab Keep In Touch Like a Star @ heaven
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